“Excuse me, but that’s actually MY dinner!”
“Hello … Can I get some help with this … ?”
“Do you feel good about your mistake? You’ve given my food to this SCROUNGER”
“Are you being serious right now? You’re going to stand there and take pictures? I’m starving here! OK … I’ll do it myself …
“Fine, I’ll share if I have to …”
“Right … Have it your way … Enjoy your meal!”
“DAAAAAAAAAAAAD”
* No animal was hurt here, and (I’m guessing) the cat got some replacement food shortly afterward. Please share if you also think cats are the best!