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Four nuns reveal their sins in Heaven – Maria’s dirty secret makes everyone gasp

There are many popular subjects when it comes to dirty jokes; blondes, teachers, priests, police, lewd situations – and nuns. ...

Finally: A hilarious blonde joke I’ve never heard before

Blonde jokes may be a classic, but they never fail to surprise. When this young, blonde PE teacher tried to ...

Two ladies swap ‘How I Died’ stories in heaven — and the punchline is priceless

I came across this hilarious story and just had to share it! It’s a funny twist on what might happen ...

Old men sitting on a bench joke

A park bench can be a magical place. It’s where the world passes by at its own pace, and where ...

Cat rescued after being found covered in toxic green paint

Cats come in all sorts of shapes and colors, but when animal lovers came across a bright green cat, they ...

Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F

We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids trying to navigate through numbers ...