Being a parent to a teenager is a testing time for anyone; the mood swings, the secrecy, and probably most trying of all, the staying out late. The worry you have to deal with as you wonder what they’re getting up to can often be overwhelming.
One dad certainly knows all about worrying times when one evening instead of finding his 16-year-old daughter in her room, he found a letter that would make the hearts of all parents race.
Dad Steven had just finished watching his favorite sports team lose so to cheer himself up he was walking through his house trying to find his teenage daughter Anna to suggest getting ice cream together.
His daughter had been in her room upstairs a few hours ago, but now her shoes were missing in the hallway and Steven started to worry.
He checked her room and instead of finding his daughter in there he found a hand-written note which read:
“Dear Mom and Dad,
I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad.
I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!
And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We’re going to get married next week!
He’s also explained to me that weed isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we’re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.
I do hope that they find a cure for AIDS soon, so that Muhammad can get better – he really deserves it. Don’t worry about money – Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress!
The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene. So don’t worry about me – I’m 16 years old and can take care of myself.
The next time I come to visit, you’ll get to see your grandchild!
xoxo, Anna
P.S. Dad, none of this is true – I only popped over to Emma’s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles!
See you in a bit!”
Despite the worry that this dad had to initially go through, what a great sense of humor this girl has!
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