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When flat tires meet flat responses
When a daughter calls her dad in a moment of crisis with a flat tire, she expects a bit of ...
A little girl asked her Mom, ”Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”
I heard this joke for the first time during the ’80s, and it aged well with time – I hope ...
Naughty joke: A man is lying on the beach
To live a longer life, exercise and a healthy diet are the first things that come to mind. However, another ...
Four nuns reveal their sins in Heaven – Maria’s dirty secret makes everyone gasp
There are many popular subjects when it comes to dirty jokes; blondes, teachers, priests, police, lewd situations – and nuns. ...
Finally: A hilarious blonde joke I’ve never heard before
Blonde jokes may be a classic, but they never fail to surprise. When this young, blonde PE teacher tried to ...
Two ladies swap ‘How I Died’ stories in heaven — and the punchline is priceless
I came across this hilarious story and just had to share it! It’s a funny twist on what might happen ...
Funny joke: A huge family are waiting at the bus stop
Hey everyone! I came across a hilarious little story online that I just had to share. It’s one of those ...
9-year-old buys tampons at supermarket, cashier can’t believe her ears when he explains why
Kids see the world in a different way than us grown-ups. The adult world is a mysterious place that’s easy ...
Old men sitting on a bench joke
A park bench can be a magical place. It’s where the world passes by at its own pace, and where ...
Cat rescued after being found covered in toxic green paint
Cats come in all sorts of shapes and colors, but when animal lovers came across a bright green cat, they ...
Father gives his daughter an old rusty car, but there’s a surprising twist
In a world where we often find ourselves at the mercy of others’ judgments, a father’s thoughtful gift to his ...
Grandpa’s hilarious mix-up leaves son speechless
Never underestimate the wisdom (and humor) of the older generation! When Grandma and Grandpa spent the night at their son’s ...
Snobby New Yorkers brag, but 71-year-old Texan's comeback is pure gold
Don’t underestimate someone just because they’re old. With age comes wisdom and experience—something this little old lady has in spades! ...
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F
We all know that math can sometimes feel like a different language, especially for kids trying to navigate through numbers ...