I heard this joke for the first time during the ’80s, and it aged well with time – I hope you enjoy it just as much as I did when I first heard it!
My neighbor loved it when I shared it with him yesterday!
A little girl asked her Mom, ”Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Mom says, ”No, because the dog is in heat.”
”What does that mean?” asked the child.
”Go ask your father. I think he is in the garage.”
The little girl went to the garage and asked
”Dad, may I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said that Susie was in heat, and to come talk to you.”
Dad said, ”Bring Susie over here”
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog’s rear-end with it and said: ”Okay, you can go now, but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block.”
The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with NO DOG on the leash.
Dad asked, ”Where is Susie?”
The little girl said, ”She will be here in a minute, she ran out of gas about halfway down the block and another dog is refueling her home.”
The whole world needs more laughter – so share this today with someone you love!
BONUS STORY: Husband is having an affair
It’s true what they say – what goes around, comes around.
And that’s especially true in this funny story, where a husband gets caught having an affair, and then suddenly receives an unexpected letter form his ingenious wife.
All the elements of a good story are there: vengeance, drama, a real twist… and a last line that had me howling with laughter.
This one is guaranteed to cheer up anyone on a boring day – so please read it to the end and feel free to share if this wife’s hilarious letter made you laugh too!
The letter
“To my beloved husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip, I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Walmart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. I am attaching a picture for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S. Your girlfriend called for you.”
Please share this brilliant story if you want to give someone a good laugh today!
