Hey everyone! I came across a hilarious little story online that I just had to share. It’s one of those classic moments where life throws a curveball, and you can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.
Get ready for some chuckles as we dive into this delightful tale that perfectly captures the humor in everyday situations. Trust me, you won’t want to miss this one!
Imagine this: a husband and wife are waiting at a bus stop, surrounded by their nine lively children. It’s a scene straight out of a family comedy, with kids wriggling, bickering, and asking a million questions every minute.
Just when you think it can’t get any more chaotic, a blind man shuffles up, cane in hand. As they wait, the air is thick with anticipation — who will get on the bus first? Will the husband survive the waiting game without losing his sanity?
Little do they know, their journey is about to take a hilariously unexpected turn..
So, here’s the story:
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives. They find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy.” The blind man replies, “If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we’d be riding the bus, so shut the hell up.”
If you laughed at this story, then you’re definitely going to love this one too 👇🏻
One day, a father walks into a drug store with his 8 year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy gets curious about the strange items on the shelves. The boy asks, “What are these, dad?”
The father replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.”
“Oh, I see,” replies the boy. “I’ve heard of those in health class at school. So that’s what they look like!”
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, “But why are there 3 in this package?”
Dad reveals the truth
The father replies, “Those are for high school boys; one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.”
The boy nods with a contemplative expression. He then notices a 6-pack and asks, “Then who are these for?”
“Those are for college men,” the father answers. “Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday.”
“Wow!” the boy exclaims.
“Then who uses THESE?” the boy asks, picking up a 12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replies, “Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March…”
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