At times, everyone’s life can feel stressful and overwhelming. Sometimes, it’s good to take a break from it all, read a funny story, and have a good laugh.
With that said, today I’m going to help you out – here’s a hilarious story that just hit the internet and is making people laugh. I don’t know if you’ve heard this one, but it was new to me.
The story itself is about a grandmother who is called to court and required to answer lawyers’ questions. But as everyone knows, you should not ask questions if you’re not ready to hear the honest answers – especially if you live in a small town, where everyone knows everyone…
I’m not going to spoil the story by telling you any more than that. You’ll have read it for yourself. But, be sure to read it all the way to the end – and afterward, feel free to hit the share button and pass the story on to others who could use a good laugh. Because after all, laughter is the key to a long life!
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.
He approached her and asked; “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’re a big disappointment to me… You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you..”
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, – “Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent’s lawyer)?”
She again replied, “Why, yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He’s lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes, I know him.”
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said:
“If either of you asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you to jail for contempt of court!
Source: Reddit
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