Don’t mess with senior citizens joke: A couple, both age 78, went to a therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I help you with” The man said, “Will you watch us have s*x?” The doctor ...
Showing respect to older people is important, whether you meet them out on the street or in a parking lot. Unfortunately, not everyone lives up to that in today’s society and that’s exactly what happened ...
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?” The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and ...
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He feels is an empowering book and quickly announces some new house rules. He stormed to his wife ...
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House,” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.” “Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.” A ...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” ...
Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group’s annual departure date, John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. John’s ...
Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the ...
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which had his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, ...
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who was camping it up outrageously. He seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the ...