1. Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. – Talia, 11
3. Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, 10
4. Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to. – Emily, 10
5. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14
6. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9
7. Never pee on an electric fence. – Robert, 13
8. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10
9. When you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. – Naomi, 15
10. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?’, don’t answer him. – Michael, 14
11. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. – Alyesha, 13
12. Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8
13. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. – Andrew, 9
14. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Amir, 9
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