Today’s laugh: The man who wants to understand women

A man is walking along a California beach.

Suddenly, he says out loud, “Lord, please grant me one wish.”

The clouds part and in a booming voice, God says, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”

The man says, “Please, Lord, build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I need to see beautiful sights and alleviate the stress in my life.”


God says, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it’s hard for me to justify such an intervention just to satisfy your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would truly evoke my almighty power of blessing.”

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The man thinks about it for a long time. Finally he says, “Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they really feel, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say ‘oh, it’s nothing,’ and, most importantly, how I can make a woman truly happy.”


After a few moments, God says, “You want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

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