So the story goes… ”Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. ...
Two hillbillies had noticed a woman choking on her food by chance. But how they responded has the internet cracking up… As the two hillbillies walk into a local restaurant as they had decided to ...
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He feels is an empowering book and quickly announces some new house rules. He stormed to his wife ...
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House,” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.” “Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.” A ...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vagina?” ...
Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group’s annual departure date, John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. John’s ...
Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the ...
An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by Staying overnight in an expensive hotel. When she checked out next Morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for ...
These 11-month-old twins could not control their laughter after looking at each other. They are twins, so they already have a special bond, but this adorable little laugh session brought them even closer together when they ...
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman’s ...